Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives
off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So
we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at
which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once
a soul
gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do
not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to
Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
souls
in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change
of the
volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature
and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until
all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls
in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate stated to me by Teresa during my Freshman
year
that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you",
and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must
be
true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over,
it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine
being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting
"Oh my God." "Oh
my God." "Oh my God."